ME: Are we working tonight?
ME: This sucks.
CO-WORKER: I can’t freakin’ stand those Indians.
ME: I’m part Cherokee.
CO-WORKER: Then why don’t you go smoke a peace pipe and get the hell out of my country?
FRIEND: How was work?
ME: Not bad. The usual stuff. Yourself?
FRIEND: I sure hate those Mexicans.
WAITER: Can I take your order?
ME: I’ll have the club sandwich, easy on the mayo.
WAITER: To drink?
ME: Why are you people always asking me what I want to drink?
ME: You heard me.