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almost every day
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almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
All posts tagged
conversations
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March 20, 2018A Generic First Day of Spring/ Summer/ Autumn/ Winter Conversation
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June 12, 2015Conversation Resignation Letter
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June 17, 2013An Imagined Conversation Between the Construction Workers Upstairs From Me
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November 12, 2009If The Manhattan Project Worked Like My College Group Projects Do
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June 19, 2009Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
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April 28, 2008Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Raise a Child
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September 12, 2006An Overheard Conversation At The Suburban Neighborhood Pool, If The Suburban Neighborhood Pool Were In Deadwood
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February 6, 2006Conversations I’ve Had During A Normal Day In Los Angeles, Modified To Include The Shocking Depiction Of Racism Found In Paul Haggis’s 2005 Film Crash
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November 12, 2003List: Pillow Talk
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December 18, 2002My Dog Pete
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe