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All posts tagged
conversations
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March 20, 2018A Generic First Day of Spring/ Summer/ Autumn/ Winter Conversation
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June 12, 2015Conversation Resignation Letter
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June 17, 2013An Imagined Conversation Between the Construction Workers Upstairs From Me
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November 12, 2009If The Manhattan Project Worked Like My College Group Projects Do
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June 19, 2009Conversations I Imagine My 10-Year-Old and 7-Year-Old Have About Me When They See Each Other in the Hallway at School
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April 28, 2008Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Raise a Child
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September 12, 2006An Overheard Conversation At The Suburban Neighborhood Pool, If The Suburban Neighborhood Pool Were In Deadwood
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February 6, 2006Conversations I’ve Had During A Normal Day In Los Angeles, Modified To Include The Shocking Depiction Of Racism Found In Paul Haggis’s 2005 Film Crash
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November 12, 2003List: Pillow Talk
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December 18, 2002My Dog Pete
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers