Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Articles by
Brian Bennett
Brian performs in Chicago, under no pseudonym.
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results
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September 27, 2017Buzzfeed’s Coverage of the Nuclear Apocalypse (Sponsored by Sobe® Lifewater®)
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August 3, 2017Help Save Democracy By Passively Receiving Our Fundraising Emails
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March 6, 2017I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming
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May 17, 2016Monologue: Hi, I Am a Delegate — A Non-Superdelegate
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019Obituaries for the Recently Canceled
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March 26, 2019List: Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”