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Brian Bennett

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Brian performs in Chicago, under no pseudonym.

August 17, 2018

Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results

by Brian Bennett
September 27, 2017

Buzzfeed’s Coverage of the Nuclear Apocalypse (Sponsored by Sobe® Lifewater®)

by Brian Bennett and Luisa Blanco
August 3, 2017

Help Save Democracy By Passively Receiving Our Fundraising Emails

by Brian Bennett
March 6, 2017

I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming

by Brian Bennett
May 17, 2016

Monologue: Hi, I Am a Delegate — A Non-Superdelegate

by Brian Bennett

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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by Allison Breyer Everett
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List: Famous Authors’ ASMR Props

by Colin Heasley
December 7, 2018

A Poem About Your University’s New and Totally Not Time-Wasting Review Process for Tenure and Promotion

by Susan Harlan
December 6, 2018

Your Future Grandchildren’s Responses to How Dating Worked Before Apps

by Amy Collier