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Articles by
Brian Bennett
Brian performs in Chicago, under no pseudonym.
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January 29, 2019I Love How Our Country Has Made Me Obscenely Wealthy, and That’s Why I Am Seriously Considering Running for President as a Centrist Independent
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results
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September 27, 2017Buzzfeed’s Coverage of the Nuclear Apocalypse (Sponsored by Sobe® Lifewater®)
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August 3, 2017Help Save Democracy By Passively Receiving Our Fundraising Emails
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March 6, 2017I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming
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May 17, 2016Hi, I Am a Delegate — A Non-Superdelegate
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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