LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
Articles by
Brian Bennett
Brian performs in Chicago, under no pseudonym.
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results
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September 27, 2017Buzzfeed’s Coverage of the Nuclear Apocalypse (Sponsored by Sobe® Lifewater®)
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August 3, 2017Help Save Democracy By Passively Receiving Our Fundraising Emails
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March 6, 2017I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming
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May 17, 2016Monologue: Hi, I Am a Delegate — A Non-Superdelegate
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners