Articles by
Brian Bennett
Brian performs in Chicago, under no pseudonym.
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September 27, 2017Buzzfeed’s Coverage of the Nuclear Apocalypse (Sponsored by Sobe® Lifewater®)
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August 3, 2017Help Save Democracy By Passively Receiving Our Fundraising Emails
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March 6, 2017I Have Traveled Here From the Present to Warn You About Global Warming
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May 17, 2016Monologue: Hi, I Am a Delegate — A Non-Superdelegate
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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April 18, 2018The First Female President
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April 18, 2018List: Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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April 18, 2018My Commute and Workday as Described By Ancient Poets
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April 17, 2018List: 17 Words and Phrases You Can’t Spell without “Sean Hannity,” “Michael Cohen,” and “Donald Trump” Arranged in the Shape of a Small Phallus