McSweeney’s
Internet Tendency

Celebrating our 21st Year!Celebrating our 21st year of publishing daily humor almost every day.
Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free. Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.

Brian Crawford

Articles by

Brian Crawford

Brian Crawford lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. He does corporate communications for a biotech company during the day and writes fiction in his garage in the early mornings. His work has appeared in Crazyhorse, Arts & Letters, ScientificAmerican.com and elsewhere. See more here.

Trending 🔥
  1. August 12, 2019
    List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
    by Erika Vause
  2. August 9, 2019
    We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
    by David Howard
  3. August 5, 2019
    God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
    by Chas Gillespie
  4. August 25, 2016
    I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
    by Robin Lee Mozer
Recently