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Briana Haynie

Briana is an LA based comedy writer and croissant consumer. Her writing has been published in The New Yorker, Reductress and Above Average. Briana’s personal brand can be described as an American Girl Doll who’s given up.

July 24, 2018

List: My Summer Body: The Reveal

BRIANA HAYNIE and LILLIAN STONE

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

BEN HAYSLETT
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

COLIN NISSAN
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

HARMONY COX
October 12, 2018

I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power

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October 18, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: Atrocities 1 to 112

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Fuck You, We’re Sight Words!

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October 17, 2018

I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things

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October 17, 2018

List: Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys

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