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Chadd S. Johnson
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January 14, 2002Eternia’s Legendary Homoerotic Figures
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July 9, 2001A Lesson Learned in Life… Known From the Dawn of Time: By My Recollection, the 25 Most Confusing Pantera Lyrics
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October 6, 2000Defunct Youth Group Metal Bands
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January 13, 2000Verbatim Biographical Highlights from the 1987 Topps Baseball Card Series
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November 9, 1999Last Supper Assignments
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October 27, 1999Appropriate Names for Pets
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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July 9, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-796
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July 9, 2020
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July 9, 2020An Influencer Wearing an “All Platforms Matter” T-shirt Steadies Her iPhone For a Facebook message to her 3.4M Followers