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Chadd S. Johnson
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January 14, 2002Eternia’s Legendary Homoerotic Figures
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July 9, 2001A Lesson Learned in Life… Known From the Dawn of Time: By My Recollection, the 25 Most Confusing Pantera Lyrics
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October 6, 2000Defunct Youth Group Metal Bands
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January 13, 2000Verbatim Biographical Highlights from the 1987 Topps Baseball Card Series
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November 9, 1999Last Supper Assignments
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October 27, 1999Appropriate Names for Pets
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