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Charles Jensen

Charles Jensen is the author of five chapbooks of poems, most recently Breakup/Breakdown, and a full-length collection, The First Risk. His poems have appeared in American Poetry Review, Columbia Poetry Review, Copper Nickel, Field, The Journal, New England Review, and Prairie Schooner. He lives in Los Angeles.

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