The Believer has returned
Articles by
Chris Keilman
Chris is a copywriter and fiction writer based in San Francisco.
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December 19, 2022Now That I’ve Quit Twitter, I Have So Much More Time to Cook This Pot Roast
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February 3, 2021Fuck Off, Dad! We’re Eating Apple Jacks
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April 27, 2018I Am a Motivated Self-Starter and a Dolphin Warrior On a Quest
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October 20, 2017Artisanal Coffee Flavor Profiles Brought to You By Metallica
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 18, 2023Who Made This Hummus?