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Chris Keilman

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Chris is a copywriter and fiction writer based in San Francisco.

April 27, 2018

I Am a Motivated Self-Starter and a Dolphin Warrior On a Quest

by Chris Keilman
October 20, 2017

List: Artisanal Coffee Flavor Profiles Brought to You By Metallica

by Chris Keilman

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August 12, 2019

List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?

by Erika Vause
August 9, 2019

We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter

by David Howard
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by Robin Lee Mozer
August 5, 2019

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