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According to Google, Chris Lindsay was a first baseman for the Detroit Tigers in 1905. He’s also a husband and dad living in Los Angeles and hisdaughterjustspilledGogurtonthespacebar.

April 26, 2018

List: Most-Liked Tweets of Famous Poets

by Chris Lindsay
March 2, 2018

List: My Oscar Picks, Based On Movies I Actually Saw In Theaters Last Year

by Chris Lindsay

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 14, 2019

List: New Love Languages

by James Folta and Kasey Borger

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List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

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