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Articles by
Chris Okum
Chris Okum lives in Los Angeles, California.
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March 21, 2017Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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April 15, 2015Stamina Training Unit
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August 29, 2013An Excerpt from Some Instructions to the New Guy Concerning the Preparation and Presentation of My French Toast, by Stanley Kubrick
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May 20, 2013A Hypnotized Person Tries to Have Sex With a Chair
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April 15, 2013Terrence Malick at the Delicatessen
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