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Articles by
Chris Okum
Chris Okum lives in Los Angeles, California.
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March 21, 2017Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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April 15, 2015Stamina Training Unit
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August 29, 2013An Excerpt from Some Instructions to the New Guy Concerning the Preparation and Presentation of My French Toast, by Stanley Kubrick
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May 20, 2013A Hypnotized Person Tries to Have Sex With a Chair
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April 15, 2013Terrence Malick at the Delicatessen
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056