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Articles by
C.L. Mah
C.L. Mah lives, works, writes, and contemplates the demise of humanity in Minneapolis.
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April 16, 2021My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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October 2, 2018“We’re Pregnant,” Said a Man
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July 6, 2018Completely Neutral, Race-Blind College Admissions Questions
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February 6, 2017Application Requirements for Becoming Our Couple Friends
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December 11, 2014I Am a Police Officer Whose Use of Lethal Force is Perfectly Consistent
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January 14, 2014Living the Dream: The Life of a Senior Search Engine Marketing Specialist
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May 16, 2013I Don’t See Race
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January 24, 2013The Middle Manager’s Oath
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August 30, 2012I Am a Job Creator
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September 30, 2009A Literal-Minded Corporate Executive Gives the Opening Address at his Company’s Sales Conference
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April 15, 2009Excerpts From My 2008 Tax Return, Form 1040EZ
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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December 4, 2023Fun Train to Fightville
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December 4, 2023The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?
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December 2, 2023“Just Say the Word, and I’ll Bring My Whole Heart to Anything”: Remembering Gabe Hudson
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest