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Articles by
Coleman Larkin
Coleman Larkin is a writer, artist, and cook. He lives in Kentucky.
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June 12, 2017Best of Blue Note Records: The Jeff Sessions
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February 27, 2017List: HUD Grant Opportunities in the Ben Carson Era
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January 19, 2017Sometimes I Feel Like I’m the Only Person at this Buffalo Wild Wings on a Hallucinogen-Fueled Free Fall to the Center of the Field of Consciousness
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February 26, 2014Monologue: Henry David Thoreau Can’t Take Much More of These Goddamn Steam Whistles
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March 28, 2011Based On a Few Primitive Lego Assemblies I am Confident in Proclaiming That My Toddler Will Become America’s Next Great Architect
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February 17, 2011List: Important Instructions for the Babysitters of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Children
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February 1, 2011Bit Players in the Roman Catholic Hierarchy
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do