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Coleman Larkin
Coleman Larkin is a writer, artist, and cook. He lives in Kentucky.
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March 28, 2011Based On a Few Primitive Lego Assemblies I am Confident in Proclaiming That My Toddler Will Become America’s Next Great Architect
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February 17, 2011Important Instructions for the Babysitters of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Children
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February 1, 2011Bit Players in the Roman Catholic Hierarchy
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