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Coleman Larkin
Coleman Larkin is a writer, artist, and cook. He lives in Kentucky.
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June 12, 2017Best of Blue Note Records: The Jeff Sessions
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February 27, 2017List: HUD Grant Opportunities in the Ben Carson Era
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January 19, 2017Sometimes I Feel Like I’m the Only Person at this Buffalo Wild Wings on a Hallucinogen-Fueled Free Fall to the Center of the Field of Consciousness
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February 26, 2014Monologue: Henry David Thoreau Can’t Take Much More of These Goddamn Steam Whistles
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March 28, 2011Based On a Few Primitive Lego Assemblies I am Confident in Proclaiming That My Toddler Will Become America’s Next Great Architect
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February 17, 2011List: Important Instructions for the Babysitters of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Children
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February 1, 2011Bit Players in the Roman Catholic Hierarchy
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 22, 2018Monologue: Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club
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October 22, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Avoid the I Word
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value