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Colin Nissan
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January 4, 2011Coat Drive
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June 23, 2010It’s Naked Time
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May 17, 2010We Are the Family In the Photo That Came With Your New Picture Frame
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December 23, 2009The Twelve Days of Christmas
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August 12, 2009It’s Weird to Think That One Day I’ll Photoshop You Out of These Very Vacation Photos
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June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
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April 7, 2009Meth-Lab Feng Shui
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October 13, 2008Diary of a Woman Trapped Inside a Man’s Body Trapped Inside a Beaver’s Body
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June 10, 2008It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night
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December 10, 2007Advanced Tai Chi Exercises for the Modern World
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October 22, 2007Good News: A Seat On My Tandem Bicycle Just Opened Up
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July 20, 2007Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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