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August 12, 2009

It’s Weird to Think That One Day I’ll Photoshop You Out of These Very Vacation Photos

by Colin Nissan
June 10, 2009

I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays

by Colin Nissan
April 7, 2009

Meth-Lab Feng Shui

by Colin Nissan
October 13, 2008

Diary of a Woman Trapped Inside a Man’s Body Trapped Inside a Beaver’s Body

by Colin Nissan
June 10, 2008

Monologue: It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night

by Colin Nissan
December 10, 2007

Advanced Tai Chi Exercises for the Modern World

by Colin Nissan
October 22, 2007

Good News: A Seat On My Tandem Bicycle Just Opened Up

by Colin Nissan
July 20, 2007

Monologue: Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy

by Colin Nissan

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