Articles by
Colin Nissan
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August 12, 2009It’s Weird to Think That One Day I’ll Photoshop You Out of These Very Vacation Photos
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June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
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April 7, 2009Meth-Lab Feng Shui
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October 13, 2008Diary of a Woman Trapped Inside a Man’s Body Trapped Inside a Beaver’s Body
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June 10, 2008Monologue: It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night
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December 10, 2007Advanced Tai Chi Exercises for the Modern World
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October 22, 2007Good News: A Seat On My Tandem Bicycle Just Opened Up
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July 20, 2007Monologue: Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy
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April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
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April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists