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  • June 15, 2011
    Welcome to Paradise
    by Colin Nissan
  • January 25, 2011
    My Self-Portrait
    by Colin Nissan
  • January 4, 2011
    Coat Drive
    by Colin Nissan
  • June 23, 2010
    It’s Naked Time
    by Colin Nissan
  • May 17, 2010
    We Are the Family In the Photo That Came With Your New Picture Frame
    by Colin Nissan
  • August 12, 2009
    It’s Weird to Think That One Day I’ll Photoshop You Out of These Very Vacation Photos
    by Colin Nissan
  • June 10, 2009
    I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
    by Colin Nissan
  • April 7, 2009
    Meth-Lab Feng Shui
    by Colin Nissan
  • October 13, 2008
    Diary of a Woman Trapped Inside a Man’s Body Trapped Inside a Beaver’s Body
    by Colin Nissan
  • June 10, 2008
    It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night
    by Colin Nissan
  • December 10, 2007
    Advanced Tai Chi Exercises for the Modern World
    by Colin Nissan
  • October 22, 2007
    Good News: A Seat On My Tandem Bicycle Just Opened Up
    by Colin Nissan
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