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Articles by
Colin Nissan
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June 15, 2011Welcome to Paradise
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January 25, 2011My Self-Portrait
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January 4, 2011Coat Drive
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June 23, 2010It’s Naked Time
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May 17, 2010We Are the Family In the Photo That Came With Your New Picture Frame
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August 12, 2009It’s Weird to Think That One Day I’ll Photoshop You Out of These Very Vacation Photos
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June 10, 2009I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays
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April 7, 2009Meth-Lab Feng Shui
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October 13, 2008Diary of a Woman Trapped Inside a Man’s Body Trapped Inside a Beaver’s Body
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June 10, 2008It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night
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December 10, 2007Advanced Tai Chi Exercises for the Modern World
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October 22, 2007Good News: A Seat On My Tandem Bicycle Just Opened Up
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President