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Articles by
Colin Nissan
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December 24, 2019The Twelve Days of Christmas
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October 21, 2019Punta Grande Resort Reviews
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September 23, 2019It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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December 3, 2015It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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July 16, 2014This New Rap Song Has a Refreshing Perspective On Pussy
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June 20, 2014A Climate Change Denier Gets Heatstroke
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May 2, 2014A Single Guy’s Date Story as Interpreted In the Mind of His Married Friend
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April 3, 2014A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
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March 20, 2014The First Civil War Reenactment
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December 3, 2013The Path to Self-Awareness
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October 31, 2013Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein
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July 1, 2013I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute!
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director