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Colin Nissan
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December 22, 2017The Twelve Days of Christmas
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December 3, 2015It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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July 16, 2014This New Rap Song Has a Refreshing Perspective On Pussy
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June 20, 2014A Climate Change Denier Gets Heatstroke
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May 2, 2014A Single Guy’s Date Story as Interpreted In the Mind of His Married Friend
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April 3, 2014A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
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March 20, 2014The First Civil War Reenactment
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December 3, 2013The Path to Self-Awareness
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October 31, 2013Monologue: Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein
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July 1, 2013I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute!
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May 2, 2013By Day I’m an Omelet Chef, But By Night, I’m an Omelet Chef at Another Place
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October 31, 2012Haunted Hotel Ghosts Recount Their Most Disturbing Guest Stories
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome
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