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  • December 24, 2018
    The Twelve Days of Christmas
    by Colin Nissan
  • December 3, 2015
    It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
    by Colin Nissan
  • July 16, 2014
    This New Rap Song Has a Refreshing Perspective On Pussy
    by Colin Nissan
  • June 20, 2014
    A Climate Change Denier Gets Heatstroke
    by Colin Nissan
  • May 2, 2014
    A Single Guy’s Date Story as Interpreted In the Mind of His Married Friend
    by Colin Nissan
  • April 3, 2014
    A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop
    by Colin Nissan
  • March 20, 2014
    The First Civil War Reenactment
    by Colin Nissan
  • December 3, 2013
    The Path to Self-Awareness
    by Colin Nissan
  • October 31, 2013
    Monologue: Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein
    by Colin Nissan
  • July 1, 2013
    I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute!
    by Colin Nissan
  • May 2, 2013
    By Day I’m an Omelet Chef, But By Night, I’m an Omelet Chef at Another Place
    by Colin Nissan
  • October 31, 2012
    Haunted Hotel Ghosts Recount Their Most Disturbing Guest Stories
    by Colin Nissan
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