It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
(9/22/2016)
James Joyce Orders a Shamrock Shake (3/17/2016)
The Twelve Days of Christmas (12/24/2015)
It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers (12/3/2015)
This New Rap Song Has a Refreshing Perspective On Pussy (7/16/2014)
A Climate Change Denier Gets Heatstroke (6/20/2014)
A Single Guy’s Date Story as Interpreted In the Mind of His Married Friend (5/2/2014)
A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop (4/3/2014)
The First Civil War Reenactment (3/20/2014)
The Path to Self-Awareness (12/3/2013)
Monologue: Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein (10/31/2013)
I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute! (7/1/2013)
By Day I’m an Omelet Chef, But By Night, I’m an Omelet Chef at Another Place (5/2/2013)
Haunted Hotel Ghosts Recount Their Most Disturbing Guest Stories (10/31/2012)
A Step-By-Step Guide to Building a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny Fucking Bottle (8/23/2012)
An Automated Conference Call Moderator Gets Real (7/31/2012)
I’m the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and This Web Page (5/17/2012)
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do (4/10/2012)
Who’s Your Ear, Nose & Throat Doctor? (8/1/2011)
Welcome to Paradise (6/15/2011)
My Self-Portrait (1/25/2011)
Coat Drive (1/4/2011)
It’s Naked Time (6/23/2010)
We Are the Family In the Photo That Came With Your New Picture Frame (5/17/2010)
It’s Weird to Think That One Day I’ll Photoshop You Out of These Very Vacation Photos (8/12/2009)
I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays (6/10/2009)
Meth-Lab Feng Shui (4/7/2009)
Diary of a Woman Trapped Inside a Man’s Body Trapped Inside a Beaver’s Body (10/13/2008)
Monologue: It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night (6/10/2008)
Advanced Tai Chi Exercises for the Modern World (12/10/2007)
Good News: A Seat On My Tandem Bicycle Just Opened Up (10/22/2007)
Monologue: Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy (7/20/2007)
James Joyce Orders a Shamrock Shake (3/17/2016)
The Twelve Days of Christmas (12/24/2015)
It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers (12/3/2015)
This New Rap Song Has a Refreshing Perspective On Pussy (7/16/2014)
A Climate Change Denier Gets Heatstroke (6/20/2014)
A Single Guy’s Date Story as Interpreted In the Mind of His Married Friend (5/2/2014)
A Few Things Before I Choose You to Watch My Laptop (4/3/2014)
The First Civil War Reenactment (3/20/2014)
The Path to Self-Awareness (12/3/2013)
Monologue: Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein (10/31/2013)
I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute! (7/1/2013)
By Day I’m an Omelet Chef, But By Night, I’m an Omelet Chef at Another Place (5/2/2013)
Haunted Hotel Ghosts Recount Their Most Disturbing Guest Stories (10/31/2012)
A Step-By-Step Guide to Building a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny Fucking Bottle (8/23/2012)
An Automated Conference Call Moderator Gets Real (7/31/2012)
I’m the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and This Web Page (5/17/2012)
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do (4/10/2012)
Who’s Your Ear, Nose & Throat Doctor? (8/1/2011)
Welcome to Paradise (6/15/2011)
My Self-Portrait (1/25/2011)
Coat Drive (1/4/2011)
It’s Naked Time (6/23/2010)
We Are the Family In the Photo That Came With Your New Picture Frame (5/17/2010)
It’s Weird to Think That One Day I’ll Photoshop You Out of These Very Vacation Photos (8/12/2009)
I Am Poseidon! God of the Sea! I Also Teach Water Aerobics On Saturdays (6/10/2009)
Meth-Lab Feng Shui (4/7/2009)
Diary of a Woman Trapped Inside a Man’s Body Trapped Inside a Beaver’s Body (10/13/2008)
Monologue: It Was I Who Flipped Over the Risk Board Last Night (6/10/2008)
Advanced Tai Chi Exercises for the Modern World (12/10/2007)
Good News: A Seat On My Tandem Bicycle Just Opened Up (10/22/2007)
Monologue: Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy (7/20/2007)
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