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Colin Nissan
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October 31, 2013Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein
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July 1, 2013I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute!
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May 2, 2013By Day I’m an Omelet Chef, But By Night, I’m an Omelet Chef at Another Place
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October 31, 2012Haunted Hotel Ghosts Recount Their Most Disturbing Guest Stories
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August 23, 2012A Step-By-Step Guide to Building a Tiny Fucking Ship Inside a Tiny Fucking Bottle
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July 31, 2012An Automated Conference Call Moderator Gets Real
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May 17, 2012I’m the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and This Web Page
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April 10, 2012The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do
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March 16, 2012James Joyce Orders a Shamrock Shake
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August 1, 2011Who’s Your Ear, Nose & Throat Doctor?
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June 15, 2011Welcome to Paradise
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January 25, 2011My Self-Portrait
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