Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Articles by
Connie Sun
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November 17, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: I Have No Marketable Dating Skills
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October 2, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Old Maid, Dating Fail
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September 11, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Fantasy World, Old Maid
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August 19, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Interracial Hat Tricks
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July 30, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Expiration, Single Lady
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July 8, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Flora, Fauna, Asian Fetish
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June 15, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: No City for Old Maids
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May 22, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Halfway Point
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April 24, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Letter to Adults Who Are Also Having Zero Sex
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April 6, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Imaginary Blind Dates
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March 19, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Shame Cookies and Reality Pancakes
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February 23, 2015How to Find Love: Lessons from an Old Maid: Self-Esteem Roulette
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe