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Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS

A catalog of Trump’s worst cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes.
Also available as a free downloadable PDF.

July 8, 2015

How to Find Love:
Lessons from an Old Maid

Flora, Fauna, Asian Fetish

by Connie Sun

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