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All posts tagged
dating
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November 24, 2020Wait, This Hand Turkey Fucks
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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September 1, 2020I’m Back In a Relationship With FiveThirtyEight’s Elections Forecast Model, But This Time I Swear He’s Changed
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August 17, 2020Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies
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July 22, 2020Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships
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June 10, 2020The Mating Game
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May 22, 2020Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters
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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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March 11, 2020The Bar Where I Meet Tinder Dates Goes Out of Business: A Shakespearean Tragedy
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February 17, 202016 Ways to Keep Things Spicy AF When You’re Dating the Ghost of President Warren G. Harding
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 16, 2020Notes for the Graphic Designer of the American One Dollar Bill
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November 25, 2020How the First Thanksgiving Came to Be
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November 25, 2020COVID Surge Black Friday Deals
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November 25, 2020Quotes from My Mother About 2020’s Thanksgiving Dinner, Except Also from Albert Camus’s The Plague
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November 24, 2020
Shop Locally This Holiday Season. Please Don’t Give More Money to Amazon