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dating
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August 28, 2024They Say “Write What You Know,” Which Is Why I Only Write about Failed Relationships with Women Who Look Like My Mother
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August 21, 2024Breaking News Chyrons for a First Date
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July 23, 2024If You’re a Wealthy, Divorced, and Fascism-Curious Dad, You Need My Twelve-Step Video Program about Herbs
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May 30, 2024All My Exes Are Dating Each Other
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April 23, 2024Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles
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April 19, 2024Is It a Red Flag? (Jane Eyre Edition)
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March 20, 2024The “Babe” Index
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February 9, 2024Sexy Valentine’s Day Date Ideas That Honor the Life and Faith of Saint Valentine
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February 1, 2024Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Possibly Flirtatious Texts
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January 22, 2024Long-Time Single Procures Boyfriend: Field Notes
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches