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All posts tagged
dating
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May 21, 2021Boyfriend Patch Notes
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May 14, 2021I’m Not Emotionally Available Enough to Be in a Relationship Right Now Because I Have a Lot Going on with My Thesis and I Was Raised by Jaguars in the Peruvian Amazon
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May 5, 2021Thanks For Coming Over For Dinner. I’ve Never Cooked Before and I’m Going to Ruin Your Life
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March 9, 2021What Guys Say vs. What They Really Mean
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February 18, 2021Introducing the Relationship Subscription Box
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November 24, 2020Wait, This Hand Turkey Fucks
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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September 1, 2020I’m Back In a Relationship With FiveThirtyEight’s Elections Forecast Model, But This Time I Swear He’s Changed
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August 17, 2020Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies
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July 22, 2020Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships
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July 28, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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July 29, 2021With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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July 28, 2021More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule