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All posts tagged
dating
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June 3, 2025I Hate My Boyfriend, but We Met in Real Life Instead of Online, So I Have to Marry Him
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December 10, 2024A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York
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November 20, 2024Is It a Red Flag?: Romeo and Juliet Edition
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August 28, 2024They Say “Write What You Know,” Which Is Why I Only Write about Failed Relationships with Women Who Look Like My Mother
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August 21, 2024Breaking News Chyrons for a First Date
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July 23, 2024If You’re a Wealthy, Divorced, and Fascism-Curious Dad, You Need My Twelve-Step Video Program about Herbs
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May 30, 2024All My Exes Are Dating Each Other
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April 23, 2024Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles
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April 19, 2024Is It a Red Flag? (Jane Eyre Edition)
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March 20, 2024The “Babe” Index
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President