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All posts tagged
dating
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December 4, 2019My Worst First Dates On Elon Musk’s Mars Colony
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November 22, 2019All My Ex-Girlfriends Were Totally Crazy (After Being Driven to Madness By Cthulhu, Cosmic God of Horror)
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November 21, 2019How to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can Bang
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November 18, 2019Welcome to Machu Picchu, a Sacred Backdrop for Your Dating App Pic
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November 1, 2019I’m the Woman From A-ha’s “Take on Me” Video, and Life With a Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale
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October 31, 2019Is He Into Me, or Is He Just Trying to Get Me to Vote For Bernie?
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October 11, 2019If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?
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October 3, 2019Shakespeare’s Love Sonnets Rewritten By Fuckboys
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September 17, 201914 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away
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May 13, 2019Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans