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All posts tagged
dating
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October 11, 2019If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?
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October 3, 2019Shakespeare’s Love Sonnets Rewritten By Fuckboys
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September 17, 201914 Mistakes Lady Box Jellyfish Make That Push Snorkeling Men Away
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May 13, 2019Contestants On The Bachelorette, Season 36 (Premieres May 13, 2041)
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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February 1, 2019The Game of Happily Ever After or Turtles
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January 10, 2019My Girlfriend? Yeah, I Let Her Think She’s In Charge
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January 2, 2019My Life as a Single Woman, According to All My Friends in Relationships
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December 20, 2018Evolutionary Biologists in Love
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December 14, 2018Reviews of New Food: Tic Tac Freshmint Gum
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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