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All posts tagged
dating
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March 11, 2020The Bar Where I Meet Tinder Dates Goes Out of Business: A Shakespearean Tragedy
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February 17, 202016 Ways to Keep Things Spicy AF When You’re Dating the Ghost of President Warren G. Harding
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February 14, 2020Ongoing and Enthusiastic Consent With Myself
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February 13, 2020Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?
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December 4, 2019My Worst First Dates On Elon Musk’s Mars Colony
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November 22, 2019All My Ex-Girlfriends Were Totally Crazy (After Being Driven to Madness By Cthulhu, Cosmic God of Horror)
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November 21, 2019How to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can Bang
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November 18, 2019Welcome to Machu Picchu, a Sacred Backdrop for Your Dating App Pic
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November 1, 2019I’m the Woman From A-ha’s “Take on Me” Video, and Life With a Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale
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October 31, 2019Is He Into Me, or Is He Just Trying to Get Me to Vote For Bernie?
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack