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February 18, 2021Introducing the Relationship Subscription Box
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November 24, 2020Wait, This Hand Turkey Fucks
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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September 1, 2020I’m Back In a Relationship With FiveThirtyEight’s Elections Forecast Model, But This Time I Swear He’s Changed
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August 17, 2020Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies
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July 22, 2020Advanced Calculations for Women in Heterosexual Relationships
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June 10, 2020The Mating Game
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May 22, 2020Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters
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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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March 11, 2020The Bar Where I Meet Tinder Dates Goes Out of Business: A Shakespearean Tragedy
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