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All posts tagged
dating
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August 6, 2018I Like My Men Like I Like My… (Trending Topics Edition)
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July 10, 2018I Am a Woman Who Wants You to Hock That Sweet Loogie Over My Way, Big Boy
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June 5, 2018Terms and Conditions for Meeting My Korean Parents at Their Place for Dinner
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May 21, 2018How to Support Your Boyfriend’s Rap Career
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May 2, 2018I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul
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February 14, 2018Updated Romantic Comedy Meet-Cutes for 2018
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February 13, 2018Thanks to New York Fucking City, I am a Divorced, Menopausal Woman at 25
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February 9, 2018Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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February 7, 2018Please Take Five Minutes to Fill Out This Survey On Yesterday’s Make Out
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January 17, 2018An Open Letter to My Thirty-Five-Year-Old Guy Friends Who Date Twenty-Four Year-Olds and Complain to Me About It
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian