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dating
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September 29, 2016Why You Are Single: Let’s Do the Math
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September 8, 2016Dating is Tough When You’re in Your 30s and You Are a Plot Device
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September 7, 2016Boyfriend Application for High Profile Celebrity
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August 9, 2016List: Advice for First Dates
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July 28, 2016List: 7 Romantic Places for You and Your Dream Guy Who Lives With His Girlfriend
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July 27, 2016List: 5 Signs That Your Tinder Date is Actually a TGI Friday’s Baked Potato Skin
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May 27, 2016List: Ways in Which We Swipe Right After 34
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March 18, 2016Official Post-Coital Offer Letter
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March 3, 2016Universal Mathematical Constant Discovered in Woman’s Marital Status
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February 24, 2016I Do Not Like My Tinder Date
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 15, 2018Please Purchase My Personal Data From Me Directly
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October 15, 201819 Things to Know About Me, the Gay Male Sidekick in a Romantic Comedy
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October 15, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Travesty
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October 15, 2018Why I Keep My Household Vegan While Crushing Mozzarella Sticks at This Applebee’s