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dating

September 7, 2016

Boyfriend Application for High Profile Celebrity

CARRIE WITTMER
August 9, 2016

List: Advice for First Dates

ASHLEY RATTNER
July 28, 2016

List: 7 Romantic Places for You and Your Dream Guy Who Lives With His Girlfriend

MADELEINE TREBENSKI
July 27, 2016

List: 5 Signs That Your Tinder Date is Actually a TGI Friday’s Baked Potato Skin

BECKY MANDELBAUM
May 27, 2016

List: Ways in Which We Swipe Right After 34

JOJO FRANZEN
March 18, 2016

Official Post-Coital Offer Letter

JULIAN ROSENBLUM
March 3, 2016

Universal Mathematical Constant Discovered in Woman’s Marital Status

EENA RUFFINI
February 24, 2016

I Do Not Like My Tinder Date

TALENE MONAHON
February 23, 2016

My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started

HARRIS MAYERSOHN
February 12, 2016

List: Some (More) Things That are Worse Than Being Alone on Valentine’s Day

ALI GARFINKEL

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

MEG ELISON
August 2, 2018

You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life

DANIEL KIBBLESMITH
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
June 29, 2018

List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

ISABELLA GIOVANNINI

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August 15, 2018

How Can We Save Democracy? Shut Up, So I Can Tell You

D.R. BEITZEL
August 15, 2018

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CATHARINE OGLETREE
August 15, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: An Excerpt from Nobody Hates Trump More than Trump: An Intervention

DAVID SHIELDS
August 15, 2018

How to Handle Anxiety About the Toxic Sludge Filling Your Bedroom

JONATHAN ZELLER