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All posts tagged
dating
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February 17, 202016 Ways to Keep Things Spicy AF When You’re Dating the Ghost of President Warren G. Harding
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February 14, 2020Ongoing and Enthusiastic Consent With Myself
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February 13, 2020Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?
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December 4, 2019My Worst First Dates On Elon Musk’s Mars Colony
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November 22, 2019All My Ex-Girlfriends Were Totally Crazy (After Being Driven to Madness By Cthulhu, Cosmic God of Horror)
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November 21, 2019How to Get the Alpha Male to Shut the Hell Up So You and the Beta Can Bang
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November 18, 2019Welcome to Machu Picchu, a Sacred Backdrop for Your Dating App Pic
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November 1, 2019I’m the Woman From A-ha’s “Take on Me” Video, and Life With a Comic Book Character Has Been No Fairy Tale
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October 31, 2019Is He Into Me, or Is He Just Trying to Get Me to Vote For Bernie?
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October 11, 2019If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes