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All posts tagged
dating
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June 6, 2017Please Reconsider Our Mobile Dating App, Which is Not a Tool for White Supremacists
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April 13, 2017Don’t Date Someone From Work
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March 30, 2017If You See Me On Match.com, Please Know That You Will Be Dating a Copy of My Old Theater Headshot
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March 23, 2017Monologue: I Don’t Need a Man — Unless You Know Someone
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March 9, 2017Why I Wait Until the Third Date to Have Sex and Also Take This Paper Bag Off My Head
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February 6, 2017List: The Five Boys Who Will Take You for Granted in College
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January 26, 2017Our New Feminist Dating App Will Help You Find Your Most Challenging Relationship Yet!
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January 12, 2017Monologue: I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead
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January 11, 2017List: ‘How We Met’ Stories So We Won’t Have to Tell People We Met on Tinder
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December 2, 2016
I Humbly Request Your Blessing For My Intention to Ghost Your Daughter
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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