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dating
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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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November 8, 2023Baby, You Know I’m Not Good at Math, but I Do Know That You + Me = Something
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April 28, 2023Is He the Perfect Man or Is He Just a Result of the Painstaking Emotional Labor Performed by Every Woman He’s Ever Dated?
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March 20, 2023I’m Looking for Someone Who Isn’t Too Serious
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September 7, 2022What Kind of Music Do You Like?
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June 22, 2022One Tinder Bio to Rule Them All
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December 21, 2021Me and Jesus, Single Icons
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November 9, 2021I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I, Too, Had a Brief Relationship with Pete Davidson
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November 8, 2021Your Lack of Red Flags Is Stifling Me Creatively
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November 1, 2021An Afternoon with Me, the Man in an REI Print Ad
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches