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February 1, 2024Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Possibly Flirtatious Texts
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January 22, 2024Long-Time Single Procures Boyfriend: Field Notes
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December 5, 2023What It Means When a Woman Says She Is “Sex Positive,” According to Brian from Hinge
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November 8, 2023Baby, You Know I’m Not Good at Math, but I Do Know That You + Me = Something
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April 28, 2023Is He the Perfect Man or Is He Just a Result of the Painstaking Emotional Labor Performed by Every Woman He’s Ever Dated?
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March 20, 2023I’m Looking for Someone Who Isn’t Too Serious
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September 7, 2022What Kind of Music Do You Like?
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June 22, 2022One Tinder Bio to Rule Them All
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December 21, 2021Me and Jesus, Single Icons
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November 9, 2021I Am Godzilla, King of Monsters, and I, Too, Had a Brief Relationship with Pete Davidson
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