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dating
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February 13, 2018Thanks to New York Fucking City, I am a Divorced, Menopausal Woman at 25
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February 9, 2018Subtle Ways for Men to Indicate “I’m Single” At the Gym
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February 7, 2018Please Take Five Minutes to Fill Out This Survey On Yesterday’s Make Out
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January 17, 2018An Open Letter to My Thirty-Five-Year-Old Guy Friends Who Date Twenty-Four Year-Olds and Complain to Me About It
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January 11, 2018Forecast for Sex By 50 When You Are a 46-Year-Old Black Woman
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January 2, 2018How Many Dates Should You Go on Before You Tell Your Partner About Your Previous Incarnation as a Megalord Who Commanded Several Hundred Battalions?
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December 20, 2017How to Take Your Mind Off Things When Your Polyamorous Boyfriend is With His Other Girlfriend
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December 14, 2017Yes, And I’m in Love With a Straight White Man Who Teaches Me Improv 101!
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December 12, 2017Robert from “Cat Person” Asks for Relationship Advice on Reddit
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December 6, 2017“Baby It’s Cold Outside (December 2017 Version)”
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 7, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Martine Syms
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February 7, 2025I Got My Dog Talking Buttons, and Now He’s Selling Health Insurance
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February 6, 2025Spines for Senators Is Now Pitchforks for the People