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Crystal Clark

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Crystal Clark

Crystal Clark lives in Chicago where she divides her time between writing, performing, and caring for her sizable collection of succulents.

March 15, 2018

Reviews of New Food: Entenmann’s Irish Crème Glazed Donuts and Banana-Flavored Powerful Yogurt

CRYSTAL CLARK and KATHRINE POPIELARZ

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

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August 2, 2018

You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life

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Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

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June 29, 2018

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How to Handle Anxiety About the Toxic Sludge Filling Your Bedroom

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