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Curtis Retherford
Curtis Retherford is a writer and improvisor in New York City, the city so nice that they named it. He is also a performer at the UCB Theatre, where he pretends to be people that he is not. You can find out more about him at www.curtisretherford.com.
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September 16, 2019Why You May as Well Vote for Joe Biden
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October 10, 2018Congratulations! You Did Five Minutes of Writing!
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June 20, 2017Alas, Poor Yorick
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June 8, 2016Conquer Your Day With the Power of Breakfast!
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March 29, 2011Full Disclosure Regarding My Appearance on the Infomercial for the TurkeyScaler
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June 29, 2010Building Code Violations for the Love Shack
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March 5, 2010Categories for the Meta Awards.
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February 26, 2010Answers to Dr. Brain-Wizard’s Logic Puzzles
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September 23, 2019It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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July 22, 2016List: Who Said It? Donald Trump or Regina George?
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October 11, 2019Comparative Media Studies 201: “Heterosexual Undertones in Top Gun”
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July 23, 2019We Built a Giant Casino In an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are