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Curtis Retherford

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Curtis Retherford is a writer and improvisor in New York City, the city so nice that they named it. He is also a performer at the UCB Theatre, where he pretends to be people that he is not. You can find out more about him at www.curtisretherford.com.

October 10, 2018

Congratulations! You Did Five Minutes of Writing!

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June 20, 2017

Alas, Poor Yorick

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June 8, 2016

Conquer Your Day With the Power of Breakfast!

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March 29, 2011

Full Disclosure Regarding My Appearance on the Infomercial for the TurkeyScaler

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June 29, 2010

Building Code Violations for the Love Shack

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March 5, 2010

Categories for the Meta Awards.

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February 26, 2010

Answers to Dr. Brain-Wizard’s Logic Puzzles

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October 20, 2009

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