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Dallin Merrill is the eponymous nom de plume of an author whose work has appeared in McSweeney’s, This is Bill Gorton, and Americana. He is a pre-published children’s book author, and in his free time jumps on the trampoline and lobbies on federal financial regulations. He is based in Washington, D.C.