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Dan Hopper is an editor for Cracked, previously for CollegeHumor and BestWeekEver.tv. He fires off consistent A-minus tweets at @DanHopp.
January 19, 2018I’ve Been Asking Trump Voters Every Couple Seconds If They Still Support the President
November 9, 2017Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.
November 6, 2017The Chicago Mentioner
February 1, 2017We Need to Defund Planned Parenthood Immediately — as Soon as I Get My Dick Out of This Honey Pot
November 18, 2016I’m So Mad About Trump Getting Elected, I’m Going to Do Exactly the Same Stuff, Only More So
September 15, 2016I Went to a Trump Rally. What I Found There Was a Bunch of Other Journalists Already Writing This Article