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Dan Hopper
Dan Hopper is an editor for Cracked, previously for CollegeHumor and BestWeekEver.tv. He fires off consistent A-minus tweets at @DanHopp.
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January 19, 2018I’ve Been Asking Trump Voters Every Couple Seconds If They Still Support the President
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November 9, 2017Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.
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November 6, 2017The Chicago Mentioner
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February 1, 2017We Need to Defund Planned Parenthood Immediately — as Soon as I Get My Dick Out of This Honey Pot
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November 18, 2016I’m So Mad About Trump Getting Elected, I’m Going to Do Exactly the Same Stuff, Only More So
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September 15, 2016I Went to a Trump Rally. What I Found There Was a Bunch of Other Journalists Already Writing This Article
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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August 2, 2018You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 13, 2018Two Truths and a Lie: Job Interview for a Data Entry Position Edition
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August 13, 2018List: Major English Poets, Evaluated By Whether or Not They Fucked
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August 13, 2018Let Us Help You Kill Your Loved Ones’ Impractical and Unattainable Dreams