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Dan Hopper
Dan Hopper is an editor for Cracked, previously for CollegeHumor and BestWeekEver.tv. He fires off consistent A-minus tweets at @DanHopp.
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January 19, 2018I’ve Been Asking Trump Voters Every Couple Seconds If They Still Support the President
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November 9, 2017Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.
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November 6, 2017The Chicago Mentioner
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February 1, 2017We Need to Defund Planned Parenthood Immediately — as Soon as I Get My Dick Out of This Honey Pot
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November 18, 2016I’m So Mad About Trump Getting Elected, I’m Going to Do Exactly the Same Stuff, Only More So
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September 15, 2016I Went to a Trump Rally. What I Found There Was a Bunch of Other Journalists Already Writing This Article
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 19, 2022Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, Now a Rich Man, Receives a Letter from His HOA
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