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Articles by
Dan Hopper
Dan Hopper is an editor for Cracked, previously for CollegeHumor and BestWeekEver.tv. He fires off consistent A-minus tweets at @DanHopp.
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January 19, 2018I’ve Been Asking Trump Voters Every Couple Seconds If They Still Support the President
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November 9, 2017Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.
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November 6, 2017The Chicago Mentioner
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February 1, 2017We Need to Defund Planned Parenthood Immediately — as Soon as I Get My Dick Out of This Honey Pot
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November 18, 2016I’m So Mad About Trump Getting Elected, I’m Going to Do Exactly the Same Stuff, Only More So
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September 15, 2016I Went to a Trump Rally. What I Found There Was a Bunch of Other Journalists Already Writing This Article
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers