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Dan Hopper

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Dan Hopper is an editor for Cracked, previously for CollegeHumor and BestWeekEver.tv. He fires off consistent A-minus tweets at @DanHopp.

January 19, 2018

I’ve Been Asking Trump Voters Every Couple Seconds If They Still Support the President

by Dan Hopper
November 9, 2017

Guys, Hear Me Out: Eight. Dollar. Coffees.

by Dan Hopper
November 6, 2017

The Chicago Mentioner

by Dan Hopper
February 1, 2017

We Need to Defund Planned Parenthood Immediately — as Soon as I Get My Dick Out of This Honey Pot

by Dan Hopper
November 18, 2016

I’m So Mad About Trump Getting Elected, I’m Going to Do Exactly the Same Stuff, Only More So

by Dan Hopper
September 15, 2016

I Went to a Trump Rally. What I Found There Was a Bunch of Other Journalists Already Writing This Article

by Dan Hopper

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April 26, 2021

Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?

by Talia Argondezzi
April 13, 2021

An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush

by Leslie Ylinen
April 21, 2021

House Hunting in 2021 Bingo

by Lisa Borders
April 19, 2021

Alternative Teaching Modalities in Hell

by Carol Guess

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