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Articles by
Dan Rozier
Dan Rozier is a writer living and working in Brooklyn, New York.
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November 8, 2016Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin
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September 28, 2016The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
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June 16, 2014I Feel Like I’m the Only One Who’s Trying to Get This Narcissist Support Group Off the Ground
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January 27, 2014Nuclear Power Plant Idioms
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November 22, 2013Popular Guilt Trip Destinations
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October 28, 2013Would You Like to Join My Start-Down?
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January 9, 2013Now That’s What I Call Small Talk, Volume 452,793!
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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August 12, 2022Thank You for Taking Care of Our Haunted and Enchanted Castle
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August 11, 2022A Welcome Letter to the New Adjunct Faculty Members Who Will Be Laid Off in December
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August 11, 2022Short Conversations with Poets: Chris Abani