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Dan Rozier
Dan Rozier is a writer living and working in Brooklyn, New York.
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November 8, 2016Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin
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September 28, 2016The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
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June 16, 2014I Feel Like I’m the Only One Who’s Trying to Get This Narcissist Support Group Off the Ground
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January 27, 2014Nuclear Power Plant Idioms
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November 22, 2013Popular Guilt Trip Destinations
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October 28, 2013Would You Like to Join My Start-Down?
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January 9, 2013Now That’s What I Call Small Talk, Volume 452,793!
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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October 20, 2021Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee