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Dan Rozier

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Dan Rozier is a writer living and working in Brooklyn, New York.

November 8, 2016

Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin

DAN ROZIER
September 28, 2016

List: The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat

DAN ROZIER
June 16, 2014

Monologue: I Feel Like I’m the Only One Who’s Trying to Get This Narcissist Support Group Off the Ground

DAN ROZIER
January 27, 2014

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November 22, 2013

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January 9, 2013

Now That’s What I Call Small Talk, Volume 452,793!

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