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Articles by
Dan Rozier
Dan Rozier is a writer living and working in Brooklyn, New York.
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November 8, 2016Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin
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September 28, 2016List: The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
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June 16, 2014Monologue: I Feel Like I’m the Only One Who’s Trying to Get This Narcissist Support Group Off the Ground
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January 27, 2014List: Nuclear Power Plant Idioms
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November 22, 2013List: Popular Guilt Trip Destinations
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October 28, 2013Would You Like to Join My Start-Down?
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January 9, 2013Now That’s What I Call Small Talk, Volume 452,793!
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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August 19, 2019List: Dick Jokes for People Who Claim They Don’t Like Dick Jokes
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 16, 2019Welcome to Medical School, Where We’ll Teach You Everything Except How to Talk to Patients