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Dan Rozier is a writer living and working in Brooklyn, New York.

  • November 8, 2016
    Hi! Tomorrow I’ll Either Be Working From Home or Selecting My Coffin
    DAN ROZIER
  • September 28, 2016
    List: The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
    DAN ROZIER
  • June 16, 2014
    Monologue: I Feel Like I’m the Only One Who’s Trying to Get This Narcissist Support Group Off the Ground
    DAN ROZIER
  • January 27, 2014
    List: Nuclear Power Plant Idioms
    DAN ROZIER
  • November 22, 2013
    List: Popular Guilt Trip Destinations
    DAN ROZIER
  • October 28, 2013
    Would You Like to Join My Start-Down?
    DAN ROZIER
  • January 9, 2013
    Now That’s What I Call Small Talk, Volume 452,793!
    DAN ROZIER
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