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David Guzman
David Guzman has written sketch comedy for the UCB Theatre NY and video for The Onion, and his work has appeared in McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, and Funny Or Die.
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August 17, 2022There Are Far More Things to Worry About at Our Beach Than Shark Attacks
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August 18, 2020We Are Committed to Making a Safer Trampoline
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September 19, 2019Instructions For Building My Rube Goldberg Machine
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December 1, 2014Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air, and Play With the Monolith
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October 10, 2013The Purity of Marriage
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian