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Articles by
David Guzman
David Guzman has written sketch comedy for the UCB Theatre NY and video for The Onion, and his work has appeared in McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, and Funny Or Die.
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August 17, 2022There Are Far More Things to Worry About at Our Beach Than Shark Attacks
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August 18, 2020We Are Committed to Making a Safer Trampoline
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September 19, 2019Instructions For Building My Rube Goldberg Machine
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December 1, 2014Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air, and Play With the Monolith
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October 10, 2013The Purity of Marriage
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home