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David Guzman

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David Guzman has written sketch comedy for the UCB Theatre NY and video for The Onion, and his work has appeared in McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, and Funny Or Die.

August 18, 2020

We Are Committed to Making a Safer Trampoline

by David Guzman
September 19, 2019

Instructions For Building My Rube Goldberg Machine

by David Guzman
December 1, 2014

Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air, and Play With the Monolith

by David Guzman
October 10, 2013

The Purity of Marriage

by David Guzman

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September 3, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
September 22, 2020

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 14, 2020

I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced

by Liz Galvao
January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed

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Short Conversations With Poets: Danez Smith

by Ilya Kaminsky
September 29, 2020

On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee

by Audrey Burges
September 28, 2020

An English Major In the Afterlife

by Josh Nixon