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David Guzman

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David Guzman has written sketch comedy for the UCB Theatre NY and video for The Onion, and his work has appeared in McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, and Funny Or Die.

August 18, 2020

We Are Committed to Making a Safer Trampoline

by David Guzman
September 19, 2019

Instructions For Building My Rube Goldberg Machine

by David Guzman
December 1, 2014

Go Outside, Get Some Fresh Air, and Play With the Monolith

by David Guzman
October 10, 2013

The Purity of Marriage

by David Guzman

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January 14, 2021

I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement

by Simon Henriques
January 20, 2021

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
January 13, 2021

Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz

by Tom Smyth
January 21, 2021

I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule

by Chandler Dean

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by Patrick Cottrell
January 26, 2021

I’m Being Censored, and You Can Read, Hear, and See Me Talk About It in the News, on the Radio, and on TV

by Eli Grober