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Articles by
David Hill
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July 31, 2013Monologue: The Coach of the Youth Basketball Team That Sells Candy on the Subway Breaks Some Bad News
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December 7, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $100 Hand of Blackjack, Foxwoods Casino
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November 17, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $5 Chess Game, Best-of-Three, Zuccotti Park
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October 31, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $50 Under 11.5 Rounds Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. Victor Ortiz
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October 12, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $100 to Win on Miami Ghost in the 2nd at Saratoga
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes