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July 31, 2013The Coach of the Youth Basketball Team That Sells Candy on the Subway Breaks Some Bad News
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December 7, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $100 Hand of Blackjack, Foxwoods Casino
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November 17, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $5 Chess Game, Best-of-Three, Zuccotti Park
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October 31, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $50 Under 11.5 Rounds Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. Victor Ortiz
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October 12, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $100 to Win on Miami Ghost in the 2nd at Saratoga
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