David Shih (if that is his real name) has been spotted working as a copywriter and Executive Creative Director in the bygone field known as advertising, where he once convinced Michael Bay to flip an 18-wheeler. The results were spectacular. His expense reports were less so. He lives in Evanston, Illinois, with his fiancée (who has more degrees, more brains, and frankly better bone structure), two sons, a stepson, and a tyrannical puppy who has never met a shoe she couldn’t destroy.