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David Tate
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February 14, 2019Romantic Tips to Help Spice Things Up for Couples With Four Children and Two Full-Time Jobs
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May 23, 2018Updates to My Privacy Policy
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March 28, 2018The Five Maturity Stages of a Social Media Platform
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January 10, 2017The Fastest Growing Jobs in Washington D.C
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December 17, 2016A One Page Brief Prepared by Donald Trump’s Futurist
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July 30, 201525 Words Your Kindergartner Must Know Before First Grade
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June 30, 201521 Days to a Dadbod
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July 23, 2014More Engaging Copy for the Ten Commandments
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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