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Articles by
Deborah Ostrovsky
Deborah Ostrovsky lives in Montreal with her family where she is an editor, creative non-fiction writer, and occasional translator.
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January 31, 2018Task List of Emotional and Physical Labor Performed During Meeting With Your Academic Supervisor to Discuss Dissertation That You Desperately Need to Finish But Can’t Because Your Supervisor Believes That Students Represent a Pool of Potential Dates
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November 30, 2016A Break-Up Letter Written as an Abstract by an Organizational Psychologist
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