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July 14, 2004

List: Good Names for Vicious Dogs

by Ed Page
July 16, 2003

List: Nicknames for Jesus

by Ed Page
July 1, 2003

Excerpts From My Third-Grade Journal

by Ed Page
June 10, 2003

Silly Me

by Ed Page
December 18, 2002

My Dog Pete

by Ed Page
March 25, 2002

List: Pattern Options for Scrubs in the Jasco Uniform Company Catalog

by Ed Page
January 28, 2002

List: Chapter Titles in Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick That Misleadingly Suggest Racy Content

by Ed Page
December 3, 2001

List: Ten Poets Named Like Porn Stars

by Ed Page
August 20, 2001

List: Pickup Lines That Went Unnoticed

by Ed Page and Stephany Aulenback
September 3, 2000

List: Twenty-Eight Real Animals Named After Other Animals

by Ed Page

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