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July 14, 2004

Good Names for Vicious Dogs

by Ed Page
July 16, 2003

Nicknames for Jesus

by Ed Page
July 1, 2003

Excerpts From My Third-Grade Journal

by Ed Page
June 10, 2003

Silly Me

by Ed Page
December 18, 2002

My Dog Pete

by Ed Page
March 25, 2002

Pattern Options for Scrubs in the Jasco Uniform Company Catalog

by Ed Page
January 28, 2002

Chapter Titles in Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick That Misleadingly Suggest Racy Content

by Ed Page
December 3, 2001

Ten Poets Named Like Porn Stars

by Ed Page
August 20, 2001

Pickup Lines That Went Unnoticed

by Ed Page and Stephany Aulenback
September 3, 2000

Twenty-Eight Real Animals Named After Other Animals

by Ed Page

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