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Articles by
Ed Page
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July 14, 2004Good Names for Vicious Dogs
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July 16, 2003Nicknames for Jesus
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July 1, 2003Excerpts From My Third-Grade Journal
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June 10, 2003Silly Me
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December 18, 2002My Dog Pete
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March 25, 2002Pattern Options for Scrubs in the Jasco Uniform Company Catalog
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January 28, 2002Chapter Titles in Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick That Misleadingly Suggest Racy Content
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December 3, 2001Ten Poets Named Like Porn Stars
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August 20, 2001Pickup Lines That Went Unnoticed
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September 3, 2000Twenty-Eight Real Animals Named After Other Animals
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546