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July 14, 2004

Good Names for Vicious Dogs

by Ed Page
July 16, 2003

Nicknames for Jesus

by Ed Page
July 1, 2003

Excerpts From My Third-Grade Journal

by Ed Page
June 10, 2003

Silly Me

by Ed Page
December 18, 2002

My Dog Pete

by Ed Page
March 25, 2002

Pattern Options for Scrubs in the Jasco Uniform Company Catalog

by Ed Page
January 28, 2002

Chapter Titles in Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick That Misleadingly Suggest Racy Content

by Ed Page
December 3, 2001

Ten Poets Named Like Porn Stars

by Ed Page
August 20, 2001

Pickup Lines That Went Unnoticed

by Ed Page and Stephany Aulenback
September 3, 2000

Twenty-Eight Real Animals Named After Other Animals

by Ed Page

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March 16, 2020

Welcome to Your Hastily Prepared Online College Course

by Ryan Weber
March 25, 2020

Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book

by Gabriel Thibodeau
March 12, 2020

Working From Home During a Global Pandemic Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
March 27, 2020

An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice

by Jackie Pick

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March 30, 2020

Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?

by Jeremy Blachman
March 30, 2020

Self-Isolation or Graduate School?

by Melissa J. Gismondi and Deborah Ostrovsky
March 30, 2020

I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper

by Andy Ward
March 28, 2020

A Force Outside Myself: Citizens Over 60 Speak

by McSweeney’s Editors