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Articles by
Ed Page
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July 14, 2004Good Names for Vicious Dogs
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July 16, 2003Nicknames for Jesus
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July 1, 2003Excerpts From My Third-Grade Journal
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June 10, 2003Silly Me
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December 18, 2002My Dog Pete
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March 25, 2002Pattern Options for Scrubs in the Jasco Uniform Company Catalog
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January 28, 2002Chapter Titles in Herman Melville’s Moby-Dick That Misleadingly Suggest Racy Content
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December 3, 2001Ten Poets Named Like Porn Stars
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August 20, 2001Pickup Lines That Went Unnoticed
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September 3, 2000Twenty-Eight Real Animals Named After Other Animals
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom