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July 16, 2003

Nicknames for Jesus

by Ed Page

Christ-y McNichol
J-Dog
Captain Miracle
Floaty Toes
God Jr.
Doug Henning

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March 19, 2004

List: Gospel Song Titles that Sound Dirty

by Angelo Young
October 9, 2006

Sestina: The 13th-Hour Session: Discussions on the Rapture Debacle: 11:59 pm

by Andrew Neuendorf
January 11, 2012

Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: In it to Win it

by D.L.M.
October 17, 2012

The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #55: Brian Hansen

by Rob Trucks

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
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by Tom Ellison
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 6, 2019

Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure

by Emma Brewer

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Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

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