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All posts tagged
jesus-christ
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December 21, 2018The Re-Gifts of the Wise Men
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June 25, 2018Vote Pontius Pilate 2020!
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August 2, 2017I Keep Confusing Ayn Rand and Jesus
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April 14, 2017It’s Possible Millennial Disciples Hastened Jesus’s Death
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December 23, 2016The Little Drummer Boy Hopes It’s the Thought That Counts
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June 20, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Jesus Conspiracies
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October 5, 2015A Guide to All the Jesuses
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February 24, 2015Monologue: Jesus Christ Tells His Parents He Wants to Pursue a Career in Comedy
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February 10, 2015One Member of This Trinity is Not Pulling His Weight
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April 18, 2014Monologue: The Holy Spirit Reacts to Jesus Sitting At the Right Hand of The Father
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do