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All posts tagged
jesus-christ
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March 14, 2008Midlife-Crisis Bible Stories
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December 20, 2007Monologue: Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn’t Want to Celebrate His Birthday This Year
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October 1, 2006The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #20: Christ in Space
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September 15, 2006The Convergences Contest: Weschler’s Fourth Interlude
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July 19, 2006List: Groups Shocked at the Revelation That Judas May Have Been Jesus’ Most Loyal Disciple
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June 15, 2006List: People Who Know My Sins
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January 24, 2006List: Things You Can Do If You Love Jesus Other Than Honk
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September 6, 2005Things Hagrid the Half-Giant Would Say If He Served Jesus Instead of Harry Potter
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September 2, 2005List: Places You Might Find Jesus
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August 3, 2005List: Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell