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All posts tagged
jesus-christ
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March 14, 2008Midlife-Crisis Bible Stories
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December 20, 2007Monologue: Jesus Christ Decides He Doesn’t Want to Celebrate His Birthday This Year
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October 1, 2006The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #20: Christ in Space
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September 15, 2006The Convergences Contest: Weschler’s Fourth Interlude
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July 19, 2006List: Groups Shocked at the Revelation That Judas May Have Been Jesus’ Most Loyal Disciple
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June 15, 2006List: People Who Know My Sins
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January 24, 2006List: Things You Can Do If You Love Jesus Other Than Honk
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September 6, 2005Things Hagrid the Half-Giant Would Say If He Served Jesus Instead of Harry Potter
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September 2, 2005List: Places You Might Find Jesus
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August 3, 2005List: Obscenities Uttered by Jesus Christ
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe