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Elana Spivack
Elana Spivack is a New York City-based writer who also contributes to Reductress, BitchMedia, and others. Find more of her humor, essays, and criticism at elanaspivack.com.
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August 8, 2019We Are Proud to Announce the Birth of Our First Start-Up
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September 12, 2017Text Messages to a Young Poet
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April 6, 2017Manic Pixie Dream Girls Anonymous
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January 12, 2017I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead
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November 23, 2015The Evolution of “Netflix and Chill.”
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August 18, 2015Itinerary for the Road Trip to College with Your Parents
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