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Articles by
Elana Spivack
Elana Spivack is a comedy writer and essayist. She once went on a date with Zach Braff.
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September 12, 2017Text Messages to a Young Poet
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April 6, 2017Monologue: Manic Pixie Dream Girls Anonymous
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January 12, 2017Monologue: I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead
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November 23, 2015List: The Evolution of “Netflix and Chill.”
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August 18, 2015Itinerary for the Road Trip to College with Your Parents
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape