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Elana Spivack is a comedy writer and essayist. She once went on a date with Zach Braff.
September 12, 2017Text Messages to a Young Poet
April 6, 2017Monologue: Manic Pixie Dream Girls Anonymous
January 12, 2017Monologue: I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead
November 23, 2015List: The Evolution of “Netflix and Chill.”
August 18, 2015Itinerary for the Road Trip to College with Your Parents