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Elizabeth Collins
Elizabeth Collins is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles. She was raised in the American South by a group of gay men who taught her to use her femininity to get her way. It never worked. She writes about being queerspawn and other funny things you can find at elizabethcollins.com.
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May 7, 2024I’m a Millennial with a Loving Partner, Kids, and a Career, but My Biggest Concern Is That Gen Z Will Think I’m Old
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July 21, 2023The Sun Also Rises Drinking Game
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August 10, 2021Hi, I Am a Woman Who Relishes in My Resolve to Contribute to Declining Birthrates
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September 12, 2017Ways My Gay Dads Ruined My Life
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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