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Elizabeth Collins
Elizabeth Collins is a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles. She was raised in the American South by a group of gay men who taught her to use her femininity to get her way. It never worked. She writes about being queerspawn and other funny things you can find at elizabethcollins.com.
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May 7, 2024I’m a Millennial with a Loving Partner, Kids, and a Career, but My Biggest Concern Is That Gen Z Will Think I’m Old
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