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Articles by
Elizabeth Green
Elizabeth lives and writes in Philadelphia. Recent achievements include winning quizzo and finishing a puzzle. Her website: www.elizabethgreenwriter.com
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December 17, 2019The Dam Has Not Burst, So There Is No Reason to Rush In and Fix It
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January 3, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Boxing Gym Key Card
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November 1, 2017Signs You Are Your Parents’ Least Favorite Child
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November 9, 2016Truthful Job Requirements for the Front Desk Associate Position
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November 11, 2014Passive-Aggressive Etiquette Tips for the Typical Office
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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March 1, 2021March Is Teacher Self-Care Month!
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March 1, 2021How to Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists