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Articles by
Elizabeth Green
Elizabeth lives and writes in Philadelphia. Recent achievements include winning quizzo and finishing a puzzle. Her website: www.elizabethgreenwriter.com
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December 17, 2019The Dam Has Not Burst, So There Is No Reason to Rush In and Fix It
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January 3, 2018Key Ring Chronicles: Boxing Gym Key Card
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November 1, 2017Signs You Are Your Parents’ Least Favorite Child
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November 9, 2016Truthful Job Requirements for the Front Desk Associate Position
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November 11, 2014Passive-Aggressive Etiquette Tips for the Typical Office
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 13, 2024A First-Year Teacher Learns to Use Adhesives from Her Mentor
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September 13, 2024Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned
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September 12, 2024Voters Deserve an Explanation of Harris’s Flip-Flops, but Not One for Whatever Psychotic Thing Trump Is Saying
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant