Articles by

Elizabeth Green

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Elizabeth lives and writes in Philadelphia. Recent achievements include winning quizzo and finishing a puzzle. Her website: www.elizabethgreenwriter.com

December 17, 2019

The Dam Has Not Burst, So There Is No Reason to Rush In and Fix It

by Elizabeth Green
January 3, 2018

Key Ring Chronicles: Boxing Gym Key Card

by Elizabeth Green
November 1, 2017

Signs You Are Your Parents’ Least Favorite Child

by Elizabeth Green
November 9, 2016

Truthful Job Requirements for the Front Desk Associate Position

by Elizabeth Green
November 11, 2014

Passive-Aggressive Etiquette Tips for the Typical Office

by Elizabeth Green

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