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Articles by
Elizabeth Preston
Elizabeth Preston is a freelance writer and editor of science and other sundries. She lives near Boston with her husband and daughter.
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April 25, 2022Hiding Place Chosen by My Toddler, or Location Where She Is Invisible to People Making Decisions about U.S. COVID Policy?
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December 15, 2021Due to Supply-Chain Issues, Mommy Will Be Unable to Fill Your Order
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August 9, 2021Why Yes, I Did Grow a Hawk Beak During the Pandemic
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May 10, 2021Ten Hot Beverages That Are Your Best Friends Now
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January 15, 2021New Irregular Verb Conjugations
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February 25, 2020You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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December 5, 2018Congratulations, It’s a Pink!
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February 16, 2017FAQ: Nursing Your Newborn Abject Despair
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February 11, 2014Welcome to LinkedAnd, the Networking Site for Conjunctions!
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August 19, 2013Phrases Used to Market Bic for Her Pens or Tampax Pearl Tampons?
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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