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Articles by
Elizabeth Preston
Elizabeth Preston is a freelance writer and editor of science and other sundries. She lives near Boston with her husband and daughter.
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January 15, 2021New Irregular Verb Conjugations
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February 25, 2020You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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December 5, 2018Congratulations, It’s a Pink!
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February 16, 2017FAQ: Nursing Your Newborn Abject Despair
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February 11, 2014Welcome to LinkedAnd, the Networking Site for Conjunctions!
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August 19, 2013Phrases Used to Market Bic for Her Pens or Tampax Pearl Tampons?
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 11, 2021Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans
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January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule
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January 21, 2021A Day in the Life of a Female Lead in a Dystopian Novel
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January 21, 2021Well, We Gave Nyarlathotep a Chance and He Gave Us Four Years of Horror, But It’s Time to Move on As a Nation
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January 21, 2021Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal