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Articles by
Elizabeth Preston
Elizabeth Preston is a freelance writer and editor of science and other sundries. She lives near Boston with her husband and daughter.
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January 15, 2021New Irregular Verb Conjugations
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February 25, 2020You’re Training for a Half-Marathon? Cool, I’m Doing Kegels
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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December 5, 2018Congratulations, It’s a Pink!
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February 16, 2017FAQ: Nursing Your Newborn Abject Despair
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February 11, 2014Welcome to LinkedAnd, the Networking Site for Conjunctions!
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August 19, 2013Phrases Used to Market Bic for Her Pens or Tampax Pearl Tampons?
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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March 22, 2021Job Posting: Assistant Professor of Robotics and Animal Husbandry with a Specialization in Dance
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March 29, 2021New and Improved Updates to Slack
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021For Your Return to the Office, We’ve Added Three Rooms for Guttural Screaming
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