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Emily Claypoole
Emily Claypoole is a Brooklyn-based, iced latte-drinking, bisexual, actor, writer, improviser, comedian, make-up artist, and nuisance. When she is not causing shame to her friends and family, you can find her writing in the Broadway Beat, on stage with her improv team “Big Boi Business,” and in her home, crying probably.
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