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Emily Hovis

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Emily is a writer living in New York. She enjoys her hashbrowns scattered, covered, and peppered.

April 5, 2018

Important Updates to the Soros Protest Rewards Program™

by Emily Hovis
March 14, 2018

It’s the One-Year Anniversary of My Trip to Tanzania, and I’m About to #TBT the Shit Out of It

by Emily Hovis

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January 5, 2022

A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies

by Kara Baskin
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
December 31, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

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