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Eric Feezell
Eric Feezell is a writer and editor from Southern California whose work has appeared at The Onion News Network, Comedy Central, and The Morning News.
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April 19, 2007Barack Obama May Be Getting A Bit Too Forthcoming With Regard To His Smoking
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February 22, 2007Long-Awaited Sequels to Aeschylus’s Prometheus Bound
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November 16, 2006Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association
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September 26, 2006Hugo Chávez May Have Anger Management Issues
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August 30, 2006Original Title Suggestions by J.D. Salinger’s Publisher That Could Have Been Deleterious to the Success of His Magnum Opus
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August 24, 2006Anticlimactic Retellings of Near Death Experiences Rejected for Inclusion in a Forthcoming Talk Show Segment Entitled “Life, Death, And Beyond”
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July 24, 2006Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja
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July 7, 2006Board Games Inspired by the Bush Administration
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May 11, 2006Possible Names for a Child Conceived by an Almond Fanatic and a Lover of the Movie Young Guns
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April 3, 2006Nihilist Job Résumé
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January 9, 2006Yes Frontman Jon Anderson’s Instructions To His Dogsitter
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July 15, 2005Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Produced
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