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Eric Feezell
Eric Feezell is a writer and editor from Southern California whose work has appeared at The Onion News Network, Comedy Central, and The Morning News.
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April 19, 2007Barack Obama May Be Getting A Bit Too Forthcoming With Regard To His Smoking
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February 22, 2007Long-Awaited Sequels to Aeschylus’s Prometheus Bound
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November 16, 2006Other Tobacco Mascots That Met With Disapproval From the American Medical Association
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September 25, 2006Hugo Chávez May Have Anger Management Issues
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August 30, 2006Original Title Suggestions by J.D. Salinger’s Publisher That Could Have Been Deleterious to the Success of His Magnum Opus
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August 24, 2006Anticlimactic Retellings of Near Death Experiences Rejected for Inclusion in a Forthcoming Talk Show Segment Entitled “Life, Death, And Beyond”
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July 24, 2006Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja
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July 7, 2006Board Games Inspired by the Bush Administration
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May 11, 2006Possible Names for a Child Conceived by an Almond Fanatic and a Lover of the Movie Young Guns
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April 3, 2006Nihilist Job Résumé
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January 9, 2006Yes Frontman Jon Anderson’s Instructions To His Dogsitter
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July 15, 2005Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Produced
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To