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Eric Feezell
Eric Feezell is a writer and editor from Southern California whose work has appeared at The Onion News Network, Comedy Central, and The Morning News.
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April 4, 2008The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Twister
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January 24, 2008Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Two
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January 16, 2008The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Hungry Hungry Hippos
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January 10, 2008Art Movements Inspired by 2008 Presidential Hopefuls
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December 5, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Four
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November 8, 2007New Romantic-Networking Websites for the Single Archaeologist
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November 6, 2007My Workplace Eulogy, as Given by My Boss, in Office Jargon
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October 22, 2007The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Yahtzee
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September 25, 2007The Winner’s Circle With Eric Feezell: Monopoly
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September 4, 2007Patents I Have Sought, And Failed, To Obtain
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June 27, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Three
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May 30, 2007Accounts of My More Notable Childhood Street Fights, Written Not By Me But by Totally Unbiased Eyewitnesses
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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