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List: Not-Good Titles for Romantic Films

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Advice From the Romance Department

Lost Scenes from Generic Hipster Indie Romance Films Found in 2076 During a Museum Restoration of an Old MacBook Air and Subsequently Adapted for the Stage During Heritage Week at a Camp for 7th and 8th Graders Later That Summer

Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

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