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Articles by
Wayne Gladstone
Wayne Gladstone is the author of the Internet Apocalypse Trilogy. He has contributed to The Onion, Cracked, Slate, and Thrillist.
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March 6, 2019List: Horror Movies for Journalists
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October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
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January 24, 2017Create Your Own Post-Truth News
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November 2, 2016Introducing Sallie Mae’s Reincarnation Loan – The Loan That Lets You Pay Back Your Student Debt Over Several Lifetimes
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June 14, 2016List: Woke Classic Lit
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May 26, 2016We’re Looking for Writers to Create Internet Content!
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May 12, 2016Eye Roll or Jerk Off Motion?: The Quiz Show About Millennials
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April 14, 2016Selections From Hillary Clinton’s Dystopian YA Novel, Athena Kindness: Incremental Warrior
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October 21, 2015List: Six Words to Remove from Your Vocabulary to Be a Better Ally to Me
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March 12, 2015Monologue: Robespierre, the Insult Comic Who Works Only With Esoteric Art References
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March 4, 2014Confessions of an Upworthy Editor
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September 24, 2009List: Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral