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Wayne Gladstone
Wayne Gladstone is the author of the Internet Apocalypse Trilogy. He has contributed to The Onion, Cracked, Slate, and Thrillist.
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January 29, 2009List: Failed Food Cross-Promotions of the 1970s and Their Taglines
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November 8, 2007List: New Romantic-Networking Websites for the Single Archaeologist
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October 19, 2007List: Progressive-Rock Fans Are Terrible Trash-Talkers
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August 30, 2007List: My Film-Summary Exercises From Screenwriting Class (as Edited by My Pregnant Wife)
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July 19, 2007List: Things I Was Thinking in Hot Topic After My 3-Year-Old Daughter and I Were Greeted by a Very Provocatively Dressed Salesgirl
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July 10, 2007Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at His Least Favorite Restaurant (Again)
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February 6, 2007The Americans Who Voted For George W. Bush Wish To Return Their Television
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June 30, 2005The Internal Monologue Of A Progressive Rock Fan Choosing His Wedding Song
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February 6, 2005List: Last Lines From Best American Short Stories Not Yet Written
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