Rocky Horror Picture Show-gurt: “Don’t dream it, eat it.”

Discocoa Puffs: “Choco inferno.”

Andy Warhole Grain Muffins: “Because I say it’s a muffin.”

Duane Allman Roca: “Eat a Roca.”

Beef Stew-dio 54: “Get in line for some flavor.”

Watergatorade: “Break into refreshment.”

Peppermint Patty Hearst: “Get the cool mint sensation of Symbionese liberation.”

Electric Light Orchestromboli: “Ma-ma-mia belle, that’s good!”

Rolaids v. Wade: “Abort your indigestion.”

Baklava Lamp: “Whoa! Mmmm.”