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All posts tagged
romance
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February 14, 2023Romantic Pairings I Created for My Childhood Toys
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”
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March 4, 2021Signs You Might Be the Heroine of a Rom-Com Novel
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February 12, 2021Moderna Love
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February 17, 202016 Ways to Keep Things Spicy AF When You’re Dating the Ghost of President Warren G. Harding
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February 14, 2020Ongoing and Enthusiastic Consent With Myself
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February 6, 2020To All the Bernie Bros I’ve Loved Before
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December 12, 2019Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life
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February 14, 2019Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup
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February 14, 2019New Love Languages
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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